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L to R: Amy Picar, Adam Sullivan in BUM STEER (part of SCREWUPS), NYC; Andrea Biggs, Kyle Minshew, Bridget Harvey, Justin Stoney in CINDERELLA'S MICE, NYC; Amelia Morgan-Rothschild, Steve Minow in MICROCOSM (part of SCREWUPS), NYC; Virginia Drda, Andrea Biggs, Ryan Dietz, Matt Knight, Jason Grossman in FAT NAKED TRUCKERS (part of SCREWUPS), NYC; Denis Quilligan, Joyce Springer, Thomas Grube in IMPOSTORS, London.

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Justin's short humor has appeared in several venues:

May Contain Nuts, the HarperCollins humor anthology, which you should not hesitate to buy right now. May Contain Nuts is the third installment of the Mirth of a Nation biannual series, edited by Michael J. Rosen.

McSweeney's Internet Tendency, the venerable literature and humor website.

The Big Jewel, another fine humor site. Justin is now on the editorial board.

The Funny Times, which exists primarily in paper form.

If you want him to write something funny for you, drop him a line.

Essays available online include:

Johnny Knoxville's Letters To His Brother
Amendments to the Constitution Passed by the 109th Congress, While Drunk
Future Works of Jim Davis, #59-97
Both Sides Now
Diary of a Psychotic Cat
The Remedial Observational Comic
Baby on Board
Disclaimer
Lesser Known Catholic Miracles, Relics, and Holy Sites
Hot NYC Neighborhoods, 2013
How I Serviced 10,000 Women
The Greatest Story Ever Sold
AskGod.com
This Week on the Law & Order Network
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